Crime in Progress!

Dear Bill Plant driving school,
Please find attached a photo of what I can only assume is a stolen vehicle and crime in progress! I'm sure you are keen to recover this vehicle as soon as possible and gladly have this photo to submit as evidence. My suspicions were first aroused when the middle-aged caucasian male behind the wheel floored the accelerator pedal, and without looking once in his mirrors, began to swerve violently from one lane to another, showing total disregard for the two lanes of traffic around him. This was all in an effort to move a full four meters ahead at the upcoming traffic lights. At this point I was just glad to see that no student was being held hostage in the car, nor a part of this unlawful bolt to freedom. To my horror upon leaving the lights (at a roundabout) the fearless fiend, already on the inside lane proceeded instead to sharply exit straight ahead onto a single carriageway, crossing a white-striped area and bullying his way back into the single lane on the left. No indication of course, just cutting in until the person adjacent to him braked in fear of being hit. Just before the next roundabout we managed to get this picture, thankfully! I do hope that the perp was apprehended and that the instructor got his car back, and that no students were inconvenienced by this criminal endeavour. Could you imagine what one of your highly qualified instructors would make of this kind of driving or how it would reflect on the no-doubt pristine reputation of your school? Let's hope all those that witnessed this moronic feat of driving had the sense to come to the same conclusion that I did! You know what they say,
"if one person likes a service they may tell a few friends, but if they dislike it, they'll tell the world!"
Anyway, if the instructor that normally drives this car wants to get in touch and thank me personally for helping to recover his car i'd be delighted to hear from him and the story of his criminal encounter, but then i'd imagine I'll be seeing it in the papers or the evening news very soon. Until then, you're welcome!
All the very Best,
Neil

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UPDATE:

Bill Plant Admin finally put up a driver statement, which was boringly predictable. Sadly upon my response (below, which i thankfully wrote out on wordpad) and within a short 5 minutes they had decided to delete the entire post. 

An Artist impression of the described events: